Vegetable High

When you get so incredibly stoned, that you lose all feeling of your body.

"Hey man, I just smoked 5 blunts."

"Dude, how are you not vegetable high?"

by OhNOxJRo May 19, 2012

Vegetable mode

When braining gets to hard so you decide to binge watch tv shows for the rest of the day/week/month/your life

Aight imma turn on vegetable mode to get myself through covid

by S xy carrot August 14, 2021

A Vegetable Medley

Fist fucking Terry Schiavo with a cucumber forcing her dormant snatch to queef Beethoven's 5th!

When we visited her at the hospital, she had so much vaginal gas she gave us her last performance, A Vegetable Medley

by gjkgmc008 September 20, 2009

vegetable soup

the opposite of a fruitcake; a very straight man who shows many heterosexual qualities

Guy 1: Hey bro, did you just see Evan flirting it up with Andrea!? He really has all the moves.

Guy 2: Yeah, he's a real bowl of vegetable soup.

by theatreninjas October 23, 2010

Holy Vegetable

A term for kickass marijuana, specific to members of the Church of Tina Chopp, whose primary sacrament and devotion is repeated sacrifice of the "Holy Vegetable."

Do you smoke the Holy Vegetable? You do? Praise Tina!

by Rod Brock July 27, 2006

Anal Vegetable

When the anus has not been cleaned for an extended period of time a small allotment begins to develop in and around the rectum

Jamie: can you go to the shops and get me a carrot for this soup please?

fran: wait a minute, i havnt showered in quite a while, i might have something for you in my allotment

Jamie: nah we're not using your anal vegetables again, that potato and leek soup tasted like a vultures ageing japs eye

by flangeface March 27, 2011

vegetable game

three or mor people are in a circle and they all choose a vegetable each(carrot, suckatash, brussel sprout...) ad then cover their teeth with their lips (as if you're pretending to be a grandparent with no teeth.) First evryone says in chant "let's play he vegtable game, lets play the vegtable game!" while clapping their hands together, then on their laps ::clap::lap::clap::lap:: Then one person says their vegetable - how about peas... "peas to celery" (in 8 beats)then whoever is celery says "celery to cabbage" and whoever is cabbage says "cabbage to carrot"... and i hope u get it by now.
ok the rules: no hestating or repeating te person who just went, and the point of the game is to be the last person not showing their teeth. its actually prtty hard b/c u want to laugh so hard but u dont want to show ur teeth, get it?

everyone: lets play the vegtable game, lets play the vegtable game!
p1:carrots to brocolli
p5:brocolli to avocado
p2:avocado to peas
p3:peas to peppers
p4:peppers .....to ... (smiles and is out of the game)

by Kat February 2, 2004