Akin to a phantom limb but goofier this is the sensation that you are wearing underwear when in fact your skin is bare. Heightened by lack of sleep or laziness in self-care, your skin begins to feel like a barrier of cloth. As tactile hallucinations it is equally harmless and lacking in value.
Undy-thesia sets in a few days after you stop adhering to certain standards of dress. I surprised myself and a homeless man while riding my bike in a skirt into the wind. He gasped, "Oh, thats beautiful!" Like brushing your teeth and not farting in public, put in the effort to maintain certain standards. Treat yo' self.
by Pointlesslywordyredditmoron May 19, 2022
Which girls pee on the potty through which they wet their dark blue panty undies less, since when girls pee their unambulatory to take of their dark blue panty undies.
by Turo Fernandez September 26, 2018
Get the Stained Undies mug.
Matt: "Hey Ed, want to go get a beer?"
Ed: "Can't right now. I am in the middle of brewing a fresh batch of undie stew. Maybe later."
Ed: "Can't right now. I am in the middle of brewing a fresh batch of undie stew. Maybe later."
by Latino Caliente September 11, 2010
A novel written by known internet scam artist, Brett Keane. It is filled to the brim with grammatical and spelling errors and notorious for its incoherent plot and overabundance of characters, many of whom have bizarre and lazily crafted names like "Josabeph" and "Detective Reznor".
"Hey did you read the Manatee's book? He calls NAMBLA MABLA at one point"
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
"You mean Eternal Undying Love? I couldn't get past the first page, it was too incoherent to read."
by Lynch/Fellini May 31, 2023
by Shay ray pal-99 May 22, 2020