Ukrainian Cheeki Breeki

Ukrainian Cheeki Breeki is a person who doesn't have a microphone and is almost certainly twelve and basically a weeb of Ukrainian and Russian culture and is clearly on a lower standard, and plane then the masculine benaiahs of the world

dont be such a Ukrainian Cheeki Breeki, buy a microphone.

by NotUkrianianCheekiBreeki April 5, 2019

Ukrainian present

The act of dumping a pitcher of beer on someone

"Don't give me that Ukrainian present Olga" said Pierce.

by Matt Shim March 22, 2009

Ukrainian Blowjob

When a Ukrainian Bitch gives you a blowjob, but when you cum she bites off you dick.

I got a Ukrainian Blowjob yesterday, now I need a prosthetic dick.

by Snilf April 22, 2014

Ukrainian Circumcision

When a cheap prostitute (normally Ukrainian) circumcises you with her teeth because you owe her money.

Bob: God she's so cheap
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*

by PussNBoots October 1, 2015

Ukrainian urethral suck

You pour vodka down your urethra and let a Russian women or man shove a straw in your urethra and drink the vodka

Yo this Russian dude gave me a Ukrainian urethral suck and it was heavenly

by Tanuki/shark March 8, 2022

Ukrainian gratitude

Ukrainian gratitude is when you do something good for the person, but they spit in your eye and demand more

Elon Musk: Hey, maybe we could come to an peace talks to end this massacre?

Ukrainian gratitude shown by blue-check mark twitter users: Your job is to give us the Starlink and shut the fuck up.

by Paul Bader October 14, 2022

Ukrainian Stranger

Similar to the Alaskan Stranger in which you take your non-dominant hand, sit on it till it goes numb, and then stick it into a bucket of ice and then masturbate. You do all that and then when you go to beat the bishop you flip your hand over and masturbate European style, flip your hand over so the thumb is down and massage the shaft with the thumb.

"Dude i ran out of ice for this weekend so no Ukrainian Stranger for me!"

by Longrod McLongcock December 23, 2009