Duke vs UNC

GREATEST. RIVALRY. EVER.

Both teams are usually top 25 in the nation , and they always play a two or three crazy games against each other every year. Both have great coaches, one of whom has the most collegiate basketball wins ever. ( hint, it’s not the UNC coach ) They both usually make it to the NCAA Tournament and they usually make it to at least the Sweet 16. Except for last year lmao. The fan bases hate each other more than anything on planet earth. All UNC fans want to kill Christian Laettner and all Duke fans wish they got MJ.

Duke fan: u see that Duke vs UNC game last night?
UNC fan who lost: no I have a short memory lol
( right now Duke owns UNC )

by Lebrun Jaames December 10, 2021

unc

An old timer who either yaps like a motherfucker about the good old days or gives shitty boomer advice.

Unc: Back in my day, we worked our backs for 50 hours without a rest and we didnt whine like you people do!
Sane person: yes unc

by Conkundrom February 22, 2024

Unc Status

you’re old asf!!

Charles: My birthday is in a week!

Bartholomew: How old are you turning?

Charles: 21

Bartholomew: Damn, you’re almost unc status!

Charles: I’m still in my early twenties— (we don’t care, you’re still almost at unc status buddy)

by ihavethemostdihcheeseee August 21, 2025

unc scare

An "unc" or anyone older than you jumpscares you by appearing out of nowhere.

I got unc scared vro I just want to play a game gng 🥀💔

by oneumonoultramicroscopicsilico November 3, 2025

unced in the fanny

When you wack her in the fanny so hard it sends her back to where she came from

I swear to god she's gonna get unced in the fanny

by lil gey June 7, 2018

unc

A thirteen year old named Henry

Henry, youre such an unc

by friggen packet yo November 25, 2024

Unc

michael malich

"Yo unc u wanna go play pickleball?"

by hjewnfnef jkrg March 23, 2025