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umptard

As in someone is ump-tarded or very extremely retarded. Derived from “umpteen times retarded”. Shortened to "ump" or the "umps" when discretion is needed.
My friend works at the umptard farm” or "Look! That kid is umptarded! Awwwww!"
by m2345 November 8, 2007
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Umpa-Lumpa

What girls look like in Jersey
Snooki is an Umpa-Lumpa.
by hornymcmuffinpants February 21, 2011
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Related Words
Umpa Lumpa ump umpa umpf umph umpire umpteen umpteenth Umpede umphreak

Umps

:Adjective-When Applied to a girl, it means Sexy or Hot. When applied to anything else means tight or cool

:Verb- to have sexual intercourse or sex

Background.
It all started when one man said that when he was listening to Techno one day, umpsa umpsa umpsa umpsa. He thought about having sex. It evolved from there...
Ex 1
That girl is umps.
Ex 2
Person A: How was the party
Person B: It was Umps
Person A: Umps Umps
Ex 3
I am def. tryin to umps her!
by Brandon SSK Murtagh October 29, 2004
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Umpa Lumpa

A silly orange dude who wears a green wig, sings while working, and makes Willy Wonka Candy.
The Umpa Lumpa went to add the sugar.
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UMP45

A weapon used in Modern Warfare 2. This weapon is commonly used with a silencer. With a high fire rate, high damage, and high mobility, this gun is overused and overpowered. This weapon is frowned upon in online matches.
I hate this n00b using the UMP45. Annoying as hell...
by MW2 Freak January 5, 2011
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umpa

a very short jersey girl, Uses the terms yous and aaass. says girl all the time. Name Ashley.
Umpa was talking to me the other day and said, "Hey girl, can yous believe what Willy gave us? Girl! I never had so much candy before!"
by Willy Wonka The Owner January 6, 2008
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Umpa-Lumpa

a person of frumpy and dumpy proportions and strange colour distortions. quick with the funky chicken dance and usually adorned with mighty ballon pants...likes to prance with overalls and curly socks, face that even a mother would mock....likes to work in the candy docks and has strangely brown curly locks
Pimpin little dudes who obviously eat too much chocolate on Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory
by Chuck Knuckles March 24, 2005
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