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twizzler whipped

to be excessively drunk, wasted, trashed, etc.
I got so twizzler whipped last night off of rubbing alcohol
by djtrix79 February 24, 2007
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Ass twizzler

When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!
You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!
by Popcorndaddy March 4, 2021
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twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016
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twizzler

Twizzlern stands for rolling up some weed
- Roll that j up cuz

- Let's twizzler one

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by 1828 hood signs May 30, 2019
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twizzler hits

the act of using a twizzlers (R) to share a drag of whatever the heck yer smokin; also known as a 'stawberry (or chocolate) bridge'
Hey Bro! Me and my lady are going back to the pad for some twizzler hits. Care to join us?

Let's make some strawberry bridges for a twizzler hit!
by scooterpooter August 20, 2010
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Cum Twizzler

Folding your tongue into the shape of a coke straw and sucking up cum/jizz from your partners body in a straight line before spitting it out on them and vacuuming it back up with your tongue and repeating.
That bitch is a real cum twizzler! She uses her tongue to suck up a line of cum as if she is a cokewhore snorting up a line of coke!
by Drakey 313 May 23, 2022
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