twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
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Turkey Twizzler

That good rough sex that has her yelling your or whoever else she is sleeping with's name
"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"

Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
by MiniestCam March 9, 2021
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twizzler

another name for oral gratification... as in makes mouths happy.
buddy #1 "hey homie, howd last nite go? you get balls deep?"

buddy #2 "nah, she wouldnt let me, but she did give me some twizzler."
by eggburt moustaffa January 23, 2009
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Twizzlers

Annoying twiztid fans who hate ICP and want to keep beefing with juggalos
Those damn twizzlers what to keep beefing
by STL446 June 15, 2023
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Off a Twizzler

When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly
My playstation says it will take 13 hours to download fortnite, shits off a twizzler
by Carl Meageington July 6, 2022
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Kentucky Twizzler

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...
Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
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Alabama twizzler

The action of a man eating a twizzler out of his sisters ass in 69 position.
“Yo big brother, do you wanna give me a Alabama twizzler.”
by LYCB December 9, 2024
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