The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012

"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"
Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
by MiniestCam March 9, 2021

buddy #1 "hey homie, howd last nite go? you get balls deep?"
buddy #2 "nah, she wouldnt let me, but she did give me some twizzler."
buddy #2 "nah, she wouldnt let me, but she did give me some twizzler."
by eggburt moustaffa January 23, 2009

by STL446 June 15, 2023

When someone is acting inappropriately, or when an inanimate object acts out of character, or unexpectedly
by Carl Meageington July 6, 2022

by catlo3 October 23, 2020

by LYCB December 9, 2024
