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Jakarta Twizzler

Unique to Southeast Asia and popular among European tourists. A naked male, usually wearing glitter and a dusting of curry powder, gently kneads your buttocks and sprinkles the powder on your balloon knot. He coaxes his shaved monkey wife to stroke your genitalia and gently probe your anus with a long stick of red licorice. When nearing your climax, he donkey punches the beast with a severed monkey paw, causing the her to grip your testicles, resulting in your red hot orgasm.
I got really drunk on my vacation and blew 5 euros on a Jakarta Twizzler.
by The Donut Fairy September 3, 2016
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twizzler party

when a male goes to a orgy and gets thier dick turned so viciously that his dick turns red and looks like a twizzler.
Damn i just went to a twizzler party last night and it was great!
by jman333 February 10, 2018
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Kentucky Twizzler

When you drink your own cum through a Twizzler...
Mann... John did the Kentucky Twizzler with his own cum, that's fucked up woe
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
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Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed

When a guy cums in his own mouth then blows it into a girl's vagina which ends up getting her pregnant.
Man, what the fuck you got me pregnant with the Kentucky Twizzler Watermelon Seed...
by catlo3 October 23, 2020
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Ass twizzler

When someone cuts in front of you at a buffet!
You got in front of me and got what was supposed to be MY steak you ass twizzler!
by Popcorndaddy March 4, 2021
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Turkey Twizzler

That good rough sex that has her yelling your or whoever else she is sleeping with's name
"Did you give that girl Megan a good beefing?"
"Yes I absolutely Turkey Twizzled her until she screamed Whiskey (my dog's name)!"

Turkey twizzler is the best sex, almost forbidden
by MiniestCam March 9, 2021
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twat twizzler

The opposite of fag hag. A fat straight male who hangs with the lesbians... Usually with teeth missing, dirty fingernails, stinky feet, a bad sense of style, muddy shoes, body odor, talks about sheep a lot, and doesn't get asked to prom... Not even by a bregunt.
"look at that group of dykes and their twat twizzler. He only hangs out with him because they can't smell his feet. You know those girls have a fishy odor up their snouts from their nightly sexual adventures.
by Night Pants July 8, 2012
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