twitter

A social media device or "app" that is so occurently popular that even America's modern presidents use it

twitter is used by the prez

by Broben5 January 1, 2018

Twitter

The website with an astoundingly good ability to argue and get offended over literally nothing.

Ugh, those bastards on twitter just started doxxing people for thinking water is wet again.

by toxfail March 17, 2022

Twitter

A cesspool where people with ego problems, fake experts, and quite literal followers who clearly had no parental influence in their life pointlessly argue over nothing all day every day.

Typical Twitter Conversation:
Follower: LeBron is winning a ring this year!! He's my purpose in life and I love him!!
Egotist: I'm more relevant and have more followers than you so your point is incorrect.

by TwitterIsTerrible August 13, 2021

Twitter

Random mix of stans, toxic people, celebrities and a lot of people who are in nasa and a lot of hashtags and random uh.....furry...18+ drawings?

Person 1: Im going to sign in twitter
Person 2: Dont dude!
Person 1: Why, whats so bad?
Person 2: J-just dont sign in to twitter.
{1 week later}
Person 2: Hey dude whats go-
Person 1: Dont call me dude, my pronouns are L/E3
Person 2: W-w-wait........y-you joined twitter?
Person 1: Yes, i did.
Person 1: I like dream.
Person 2: I cant believe im doing this to you.....
*Gunshot*

by DresOnUrban June 6, 2022

twitter

the place where fandoms congregate and rule; the place to easily stalk.

Twitter is so much better than Facebook wow

by kylieoops July 26, 2013

Twitter

A site for people to update you anytime anything they think important/funny/serious/sad/etc. happens because then atleast its out there so maybe somebody looked at it so you can talk/laugh/discuss/cry/etc. with them later.

haha man that was so fuuny i have to twitter it!

omg im so twittering bout him!

by draelove August 8, 2009

Twitter

Basically it has the same functions as YouTube:

YouTube → Twitter

Subscribe → Follow
Subsribers → Followers
Posts → Tweets
Comments → Comments

However, Twitter does not give you the option to post videos, so it is not as cool, useful, or even important as YouTube.

Twitter is so idiotic.

by bbtdgfan123 December 3, 2010