tweetus

A substitute word for any object for which one cannot recall the precise/traditional/appropriate nomenclature. Sometimes employed when the user is "impaired" by some mind altering substance inhibiting sober vocabulary.

Dude, hand me that tweetus!

"This one?"

Naw man, not the Phillip's head, the other one!

by PhoenixAardvark July 27, 2013

tweeties

Noun. Female genitalia. Unoffensive juvenile slang

"Papa! I did a fart that went from my bum to my tweeties!'

by Gruntie Stevie September 21, 2019

tweetie bird

Like a snowbunny, but instead of white, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men

Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig and slid in her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language.

by sslayde September 12, 2020

Tweetie bird

Like a snowbunny but instead of a white girl who likes black men, it’s an asian girl who only likes black men

Saw this bad tweetie bird on ig today and slid her dms, maybe she’ll teach me her language

by sslayde September 12, 2020

tweetlix

Is the most beautiful, kind, sweeted person ever

Tweetlix is so adorable

by jisoophoria November 26, 2021

Tweeting

The act of painting ur dick red like a worm, then shoving ur junk completely inside of birds nest full of baby birds, resulting in six little blow jobs

Logan scurried up the tree to go tweeting after a long day of school.

by wyattthepro April 8, 2024

face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010