twatster

A derogatory term for the pretentious hipster. Originated in the UK.

I tried to go to the concert last Sunday but the venue was filled with freakin twatsters!

by SFM 4eva! July 19, 2005

twatter swatter

a. The analogue of cock-blocking. When someone prevents another girl from getting laid.

b. Can also be used to describe a man swiftly rejecting a woman.

a. Did you see Bellington totally twatter swatter Raisins last night at the bar?

b. I was on my game last night. I was totally twatter swattering chicks all night until I found the right one to take home.

by thebearjew86 September 17, 2010

toaster porn

it means anal. "the longer its in the browner it gets."

i watched some toaster porn last night.

by death0930 June 24, 2016

Toaster

A beautiful creature that gives us the ability to create advanced bread with toppings.

Some1: We need to buy a toaster.
Some2: Yeah.

by Watermelon x) February 26, 2018

Toaster cricket

Roaches. Usually found in toaster of a resturant

Man, I went to clean the crumb tray of the toaster and these toaster crickets scattered everywhere

by Mikeoxmall August 18, 2019

Skittle Toaster

A toaster filled with skittles that is left at your house after an raging party.

Dude that party was off the chain!
Yea it was! Best part, I found a skittle toaster in my bathroom!

by TheDman302 July 27, 2010

nepali twister

When your fuckin a girl and when she’s about to climax you give her a good titty twister.

I gave Linda the Nepali Twister last night.

by TheSliKestRik420 March 26, 2020