Turtle

A turtle is a bitch that is only fine enough to get head from.

A turtle is that girl that no one in the group wants to sleep with but that one buddy yours has to score a BJ at least.

A turtle would be a 5 or 6 out of 10.

Yo did you sleep with the turtle? Nah bro I just got some head.

Hey man that turtle over there is eyeballing you.

I was kind of desperate the other night so I picked up a turtle.

by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017

Turtle

A synonym for marijuana

"Whoa dude, Jackson got some good as Turtle"

by Numbmumd March 24, 2019

Turtle

skjsskskjskjks and I oop

WE NEED TO SAVE THEM

METAL STRAWS OR YOU DEATH

VSCO XOXOX

Vsco girl: SAVE THE TURTLES

Non-Vsco girl: are you actually doing anything???

by chloeisalwaysright August 27, 2019

Turtle

Something you say when you don't know what to say.

"Pollution is ending our world!"
*silence*
"Turtle?"

by Batman's pimp April 30, 2021

turtle

1. A shelled reptile similar to a tortoise
2. To sodomise any person/thing of same or opposite gender

(past tense turtled)

Damn my ass kills, i passed out in an alley and got turtled by a tramp, i'm such a turtle victim

by Luke May 27, 2006

turtle

A physical phenomenon caused by extremely cold weather in which the penis retracts into to abdominal cavity

I remember standing quarterdeck watch in Newport with the wind howling up Narragansett Bay, ass deep in snow...it made me go turtle.

by harry flashman July 15, 2003

turtle

a person that does not like to lunch out or a person that is openly against lunchin

basically, this person is a buzz kill.

The other day me and KJ were lunchin out, and Ralph decided to be a total turtle and take away our weed!

by Rachel Cox April 13, 2008