Turpinator

A very sexy person, they make a lot of people horny

' Wheres that turpinator? She turns me on! '

by Robbinator_H February 24, 2008

Terping Out

When someone or something behaves in an erratic, unorthodox, or indecisive manner. From Greek "Terpos" meaning "meandering turtle"

PC Loadletter? Dude, the printer is terping out.

We were on our way to Hooters, but he terped out so we hit Chili's instead.

Man, that girl was all over you, why'd you terp out?

by Black Lavender December 31, 2008

Turning knobs

The act of performing handjobs for money, primarily nominal renumeration and often in parked cars at Walmart, Target and the like.

Hey Todd, Ambien is always a good excuse for embarrassing is all, just like when you were turning knobs for textbooks at USC.

by AngelFace42 June 12, 2018

turdington

one who collects a ton of turd

Hey Turdington, how much compost do you make each year?

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

turdingham

A building built using dried, hardened turd

They have opened a new turdotherapy centre in turdingham palace

by Jumbled McGobbledygook April 18, 2021

Book-turning

The action of flipping over a book on display so that the back cover is showing, usually to hide the content of the book

John: Wanna go down to the library and do some book-turning?
Jack: Yeah, they had some new sociology books we need to hide from the public.

by will_builder8 May 3, 2021

one point turning

The act of driving an SUV or Truck through someone's yard or a corner lot for fun.

Dude we went one point turning last night and tore up the kid on the corners yard

by Phil Smooth October 30, 2017