by Triangle April 17, 2007

Word for the trunk of a car. In England the term is boot. May be more common in the southern part of the USA.
by Kathy SE January 13, 2008

To be so completely drunk that once fallen over and are lying on the ground, one cannot pick themselves up and requires help.
John: Oh god did you see Maria the other night?
Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!
John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
Mark: Yeh I did man, at the end of the night she was apsolutely turtled!
John: I know yeh man, me and Gary had to pick her up and bring her home!
by McDaddy76 June 27, 2009

TURTLE is great.
by Marixxlove September 16, 2016

by Christopher turtle May 24, 2018

When not being able to go to the toilet, and you have to shit so bad the tip of your shit goes out of your anus and say " heeeey " and goes back inside.
by Uw00tmejt January 22, 2017
