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ass trumpeter

Experienced jazzmusicians that also could scat singing while ass trumpeting, this art of music expression was invented by pig-flatulence-singers(that also founded rusty gillespie) in the 1920s when jazz had it's raw form.

Jazzsingers often pushed a trumpet in their ass and started to fart while helping it by the scat-singing or even double trumpeting(from ass to mouth), the most famous ass trumpeter was DIZZY GILLESPIE who invented all kinds of gillespie-singing (mouth to pig ass, pig ass trumpeting, rusty gillespieing pig ass...), he often had several trumpetes by self and trumpeted in broadway.

The successor of dizzy gillespie was Scatman who is now the most famous rusty gillespie singer in the world, scatman mastered ass trumpeting in the 50s while having an accidental sexual event with a pig(olympigs 1950 in tokyo).
Scatman mastered his scat singing and ass trumpeting from the first to the last pig in his career of a pig championist and ass trumpeter
by youtube.com/youpussyclownprods September 2, 2010
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Trumpathetic

1. Someone who always plays the victim card.
2. The imagined victimization of a person who was borne of privilege, and who's been spoiled and coddled from day one, yet has never known sacrifice, duty, or responsibility.
Gawd, the way she like totally whines and complains about how hard her life is, like, 'nobody loves me, they like treat me so bad, like, literally worse than anybody else ever in history,' it's totally Trumpathetic.
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trumpette

Any girl who gets drunk and sends pictures of her (big) boobs to random guys on the internets.
Omg, did you see the pics that trumpette sent that guy?
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Trumpathetic

"So you killed that nigga from India just cause he wasn't white?"
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Trumpathizer

1. Someone who sympathizes with Donald Trump, also known as a Trump supporter in the 2016 presidential election.
2. A racist, homophobic, islamophobic, all-around uninformed rude idiot who doesn't know what they're talking about but make tons of irritating, hurtful comments anyway
3. An idiot (because come on, anyone who supports Trump is obviously stupid!!)
Don't be a Trumpathizer!

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Trumpester

Dude , dont be faggot ,dont be a trumpester
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Trumpatriotism

Patriotism displayed by Trump supporters that is antithetical to the founding documents of America.
The trumpatriotism of the "code pink woman" at the RNC was appalling.
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