Tissue-netting

The art of finding and hooking up with damaged girls, tissue princesses, girls with self-esteem issues, etc., because they're easy.

Joe: Man! How does Tommy keep hooking up with all these girls?
Andy: He's just tissue-netting; it's like taking candy from a baby. damaged girls are easy!

by artofthepickup May 4, 2011

tissue break

The next best excuse to ditch a class after bathroom break

Student: hey Mr Garwood can I go to the bathroom?

Teacher: No, you Just had lunch

Student: Uhh can I go get a tissue?

Teacher: sigh... Alright go get your tissue break

by epic faptime November 12, 2013

tissue twister

remnant tissue resembling a unicorns horn after wiping , often found on a toilet seat or sometimes

amongst one's anal hair.

upon wiping I felt a sharp twinge around my anus and low and behold a piece of tissue had tornadoed itself around my ring hair,a tissue twister is born

by freakee fairee May 18, 2015

Tissue Issues

When You Finger/Jerk Yourself Of To Much And Tou Use To Much Tissue To Clean It Up But Later On You Do It Again But Run Out Of Tissues

James:I Wanked Off So Hard Last Night And Ran Out Of Tissue
Rebecca:You Have Some “Tissue Issues”

by LegendaryUrban October 10, 2018

Trisquel

Most free (as in freedom) Linux distro. Why have a working microphone or Nvidia drivers on your laptop when you can run in VT100 text mode and relish the enduring FREEDOM washing over you like a wave.

The smooth sexy graphics of other distros are merely a facade covering up the corrupted interior of proprietary drivers and binary blobs in the kernel. Trisquel, on the other hand, is through-and-through completed saturated in FREE software, and this really shines through.

Just as you can hear the songs of the sea by shoreline, so too can you hear the lullaby of FREEDOM with every interaction with Trisquel. It's just awesome!

Trisquel GNU/Linux is a fully free operating system for home users, small enterprises and educational centers.

by Bad C dev February 1, 2022

Sticky Tissue

After you ejaculate you clean up with a tissue and some of the tissue sticks.

Bruh I was waxing the old pipe and when I finished I had a major case of sticky tissue.

by ModernVocabGuy January 9, 2016

fuck tissues

Tissues kept in your vehicle for the sole purpose of cleaning up after sex.

Your welcome. Please don’t drip on my black seats. Grab the fuck tissues before you get off.

by JimmyRK October 20, 2018