Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, all while throating a third gentleman in the middle. Basically a modified Angry Pterodactyl with a hands free tonsil punch.
A poem dedicated to our friend Fast Pat, because we know he can take a joke.
Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
Reach to your left and grab Cody by the root.
Wrap your fingers around like you wanna play a flute.
Riggs is here now and he wants to play too.
Two at a time ain’t no challenge for you.
Hold up, you’re not done working.
There’s more to an Angry Triceratops than just a bunch of jerking.
Doty is on deck and he’s full to the rim.
He hasn’t had booger since booger had him.
So plant two lips and work down to the scrotum.
You’ve been dreaming of this ever since you know’d him.
Now get to beating, like those dicks owe you money.
Beat ‘em so angry, they start cummin’ runny.
Don’t forget the middle man, he’s not there for the show.
It’s all about suction, they just call it a blow.
Breathe through your nose and don’t stop till it pops.
Show us why you’re the best, Angry Triceratops.
by El Conquistador July 28, 2023
Get the Angry Triceratops mug.noun. a person who is a hypochondriac concerning every day life especially; food, working out, bathroom routines, and having intimate relationships. This person also has numerous phobias, including but not limiting to; monkeys in the wild, sleeping in the bed with the opposite sex, good rock music, $100 bottles of wine, sharing a bathroom, and large dogs.
Only a Tricepbrah would say, "I'm considering buying a Footspa because I sometimes neglect bending down in the shower to wash my feet"
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When something is cool, or unexpectedly good, it's "trice". It is short for "triceratops", because those are some cool dinosaurs.
"Dude, did you know that Jessica can ride a longboard pretty well?"
"No, I didn't but that's pretty trice"
"No, I didn't but that's pretty trice"
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Get the Triceratops mug.A game in which a person shouts triceratops then ducks down and slams their head in to a person or car.
by goth757 August 20, 2013
Get the triceratopsing mug.Friend: "Hey look up "trilles" on Urban Dictionary."
Me: "How is it spelled?"
Friend: "T-R-I-L-L-E-S"
Me: "It's not here."
Friend: "Well then define it."
Me: "Okay."
Me: "How is it spelled?"
Friend: "T-R-I-L-L-E-S"
Me: "It's not here."
Friend: "Well then define it."
Me: "Okay."
by Wheetcracker November 15, 2015
Get the trilles mug.When the back of someone’s upper arm has a exhaustive amount of fat, which also is usually lacking elasticity - resembling that of a scrotum. Causing a sense of awe and disgust simultaneously.
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