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When you blow your load in a womans mouth, Then she holds it there and walks up to a stranger and kisses him.
I was sitting down with my buddies wife. Just before he got home from work, I shot a load in her mouth. When he walked in she kissed him. I was shocked that she gave him a wireless transfer.
by Scott Issac September 24, 2007
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transcendence

In philosophy, the adjective transcendental and the noun transcendence convey the basic ground concept from the word's literal meaning (from Latin), of climbing or going beyond, albeit with varying connotations in its different historical and cultural stages.

In religion, transcendence refers to the aspect of a God's nature and power which is wholly independent of the material universe, beyond all physical laws.
God was apt to be thought of as purely the only being which has underwent the supreme transcendence process.
by xbrainx August 20, 2014
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Transfer Muppet

An idiotic football "fan" who prefers news about transfers to actually watching the game.They are known to base their opinions on the computer game, "Football Manager".
"I hope Man U sign Fernando Torres, he's world-class!"
"Oh shut up ehsanul, you transfer muppet."
by Wonder Pigeon July 30, 2007
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transferitis

a state of laziness during the last semester before one transfers to a university.
"damn this is my last semester before I transfer to UCLA, i have massive transferitis."
by mozz February 4, 2006
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Transgendered

This word is grammatically incorrect. It is used by conservatives that believe it is ok to discriminate against transgender people. The "Transgendered" are women that were born with male sex characteristics/men born with female sex characteristics (or non-binary people whose gender doesn't fit the binary). This isn't a made up story, as doctors can prove it with MRI scans.
Transgender is similar to intersex, but while for intersex people the problem is phisycal (reproductive organs partially/not functional) for the transgender person the problem is neurological.
Despite their physical attributes, trans women are women and trans men are men.
I used to call Jasper my brother before they came out as transgender.
My friend got diagnosed with gender dysphoria and she will soon take hormones to appear as feminine as she is inside.
A transphobic lady told my sibling that the transgendered are just trying to spread the trans agenda, but they ignored her.
by Pumpk1n December 26, 2019
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Transempturalist

A speaker who overuses the term or phrase 'ladies and gentlemen' to express a significant point usually affecting the other team whilst debating.

Other contexts:
Transempturalism - The disease of overusing 'ladies and gentlemen' while debating.
'Ladies and gentlemen, the oppositions case is like a skyscraper - with many flaws and stories...furthermore, ladies and gentlemen, by raising the price of petrol, we are literally saving the world...In conclusion, ladies and gentlemen, the opposition have failed to refute any of our arguments, and ladies and gentlemen, our case is flawless.'

John: 'Wow, George is such a transempturalist, did you how many times he used 'ladies and gentlemen?'

Sam: 'Clive, you where totally a transempturalist when you where speaking tonight.'
by LeftieFlip March 28, 2009
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data transfer

The act of transfering an arbitrary amount of bodily excrement between two consenting parties, done so by the following series of precise maneuvers.
Party A first kneels on the ground, and bends his/her head over to touch the floor so that their asshole is facing straight up, preferably stretched open.
Party B then sits on top of Party A, such that the assholes of both parties involved are directly aligned. At this point, either or both parties proceed to defocate into each other, the idea being that the fecal "data" is "transfered" from one body to the other, as would actual computer data.
1. Erin wants to please Ben on his birthday, however she is currently on her period. Instead of sex, however, she decides to open a data transfer between her and Dan, so that Ben can watch until he is satisfied.

2. When Stuarts mother found large smears of warm brown shit all over his bedsheets, she realized that her son in fact was into data transfers, just as she and her husband had suspected.
by Chris, Brian, and Oscar June 1, 2006
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