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Man-tote

A male that follows around a particular female, in hopes of one day landing her and compleating menial tasks such as: Picking her up from a bar. Holding her purse. Being her bitch.
Abbie called her man-tote to take her home when she no longer wanted to be at the concert, knowing he would be there faster than a cab and that she wouldn't have to pay.
by Handy-tandy-dandy-drew March 10, 2010
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scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.
When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.
by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013
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dick tote

went to the beach and hung my grundle in a dick tote.
by jbonesmorons August 26, 2018
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Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag
Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!
by VG131 September 13, 2022
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Hoe tote

A laundry basket that is used to contain a man or a woman’s belongings for ease of moving from house to house.
Amanda caught Raymond liking other girls’ photos, so she kicked him out is why he is walking with his hoe tote down the sidewalk.
by Drippydick October 8, 2022
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penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.
by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023
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pink tote lid moment

The “pink tote lid moment” trend began when a visibly upset teen girl posted a now-deleted TikTok video. In it, she films herself in her dark room, speaking in a whisper so her mother won’t hear her, as she recounts a confrontation they had. The girl says she was drying her hair in the bathroom when her mother banged on the door, saying she needed help. When the teenager asked for specifics, she recounted, her mom demanded that her daughter put the “goddamn pink tote lids in my f**cking bedroom.” It’s come to signify the experience of being belittled or demeaned by one’s parents, in some cases even physically abused.
polly:hey chloee
chloe: hi 🫤
polly: what happened mh??
chloe: i just had another pink tote lid moment.
polly: im so sorry ml, do you wanna tell me what happened?
chloe: sure, so basically….
by reaI.definitions December 3, 2024
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