Dad Torque

A level of torque, beyond any reasonable standard, applied to a container with a screw on lid to prevent a 1 to 3 year old goblin from using it's contents to paint your couch.

Our toddler tried to wash the cat with my wifes expensive hair crap, but the dad torque stopped her.

by I invented dad torque July 17, 2023

Turned the torque up

Having a wank; masturbation

Jennifer Connelly was on TV so Rob turned the torque up

by Robin Rob Gibbs December 16, 2022

torque

To get all pissed off

He got really torqued when they wouldn't give him his money back.

by Peter Torque August 7, 2004

tourqued

pissed off to a higher level

he was tourqued when his car was stolen

by Tom Stanley July 9, 2006

Torque Time

The entirety of physics revolves around this statement. Not only does it help you get rotational velocity and moment of inertia, but it ALSO ALLOWS FOR YOU TO FIND THE CHANGE IN ANGULAR MOMENTUM. WHAT CAN I SAY EXCEPT TORK TIME IS THE BEST TIME.

"I just used Torque Time to find the rotational velocity of your mom!"

by tungachunga March 6, 2020

ass torquer

One who applies a torque wrench to an anus to give or receive pleasure.

Can be used to accuse someone as being of the homosexual sexuality.

Also spelled ass torker

That kids an ass torquer.

by CrAcKtOkE mCbLoKe May 3, 2005

torque

To complete a task quickly and efficiantly, or to work hard at something.

>Hey man you wanna come burn a johnny and play with "Google Earth"?
>> Nah man, I gotta torque this essay.

>You ready for your exam today?
>>Yeah for sure, I've been torquing astronomy all weekend.

>That broad was pretty hammered last night
>>yeah I fuckin' torqued her till 6 in the morning.

by GhoulMasterX December 28, 2005