Never touched grass

Gamers.They never ever ever ever touched some damn grass before.

SON!WHY YOU NEVER TOUCHED GRASS?????!!!!

by DaWordCat August 8, 2022

Torcher

Being subjected to someone's emotionally charged, critical rant about something that noone should ever be so charged up about.

Person 1: Z morning zoo is GARBAGE!!!! And your prank phone calls aren't funny and they weren't funny the first 8 bazillion times u did them! So get some new material!!!!!! I HATE U Z morning Zoo!!!! Elvis Duran may u die of gonaria and rot in hell!!!!

Person 2:Whoa Buddy why are you torchering me?

by MorchinLikeJimTorchen January 18, 2012

Touched by Jesus

Great sex or forced rape, used by the rapist or by the victim at the police station the next day.

1.Wow! I feel like i was touched by jesus
2.Come here love and be touched by jesus (Rape)
3.He said to me would i like to be touched by jesus, sob sob.

by Comero February 13, 2004

touched by an angel

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

touched

To lose horribily or get raped in halo

Dude we just touched those kids bro

by karkis March 14, 2009

touched by an angel

When a man/woman masturbates a man, allows him to ejaculate into his/her palm, and immediately slaps the guy in the face with the semen covered hand.

My boyfriend was touched by an angel last night for being such an ass.

by DropKickGrl December 9, 2008

Torcher

someone that doesnt follow the criteria of being a good human being.

That's not how you walk, you torcher!

by kd;f;dfijfo;eife[r July 15, 2017