TOP

a homosexual male who acts straighter than even straight guys do. fucks little bottoms and then never talks to them EVER again. leaving them heartbroken and bewildered by life. only to randomly text them six months later or leave a voicemail saying HEY BABAYY I WANT TO FUCK YOU AGAIN! oh, and more than 90% of the time these persons are in the US military.

There are only two types of guys in the world. The total tops, and the REAL FUCKING MEN!!!

by bitchdracula666 December 26, 2008

top

(verb) To have one's breasts fondled.

"I've been topped before now"

by The Atomic Phreak November 07, 2003

Topping

Where a woman picks peices of shit iut her ass

Eww man shes topping

by Ferneheroh July 14, 2021

TOP

Expression of Oral Sex
Tongue on Penis or Tongue on Pussy...

I want some Top!!!

by Tee216 February 23, 2017

tops

to be "top shelf", hard to reach, or unnattainable, and therefore, being bad ass when you do.

you just won risk? man that's tops

by monocle_man October 15, 2010

Topped

1. Done, finished in general
2. To Finish a drink, typically alchohol

1. Well now that we won the game, we topped the Yankees
2. Johnson topped the shot of whiskey in less than 2 seconds.

by b-eazy August 17, 2006

top

Specific friends on Myspace displayed on thier profile that may include as their top 8-40

Hey man, why am I not on your top?

by laughalot789 June 24, 2007