Having spent much of my high school weekend life in towson hanging around at night, here is what I have to say.
Towson Commons: Many different types hang here including: preps, punks (well they used to til the punk scene died out and the police started hunting them down), black people, wiggers, and even a few bums. This is a movie theater so there are obviously going to be tons of 13-16 year olds around there.
Towson Town Center: Mall where all the people listed above go to waste their money on worthless stores such as hot topic and brookstone.
Towson was a place to go to wait for your friends to call you up and tell you where the party was. Before that it was where I went to skate and do other dastardly deeds. Yes there are a lot of preps, but they are usually either at the Towson Diner or walking from their cars to the Commons or the Mall. Preps would be stupid to be walking around past 7-11 or the back streets cause their brightly colored clothes are bound to attract some homeless dude or thug to rob them.
Towson Commons: Many different types hang here including: preps, punks (well they used to til the punk scene died out and the police started hunting them down), black people, wiggers, and even a few bums. This is a movie theater so there are obviously going to be tons of 13-16 year olds around there.
Towson Town Center: Mall where all the people listed above go to waste their money on worthless stores such as hot topic and brookstone.
Towson was a place to go to wait for your friends to call you up and tell you where the party was. Before that it was where I went to skate and do other dastardly deeds. Yes there are a lot of preps, but they are usually either at the Towson Diner or walking from their cars to the Commons or the Mall. Preps would be stupid to be walking around past 7-11 or the back streets cause their brightly colored clothes are bound to attract some homeless dude or thug to rob them.
by Ripsta April 22, 2005
Get the towson mug.aah Towson, my hometown. Lets see, I mean ofcourse there are those sketch punk kids but its mostly preppy kids. Us cool kids go to private schools and those whose parents do not make enough money to fit that category just wish they went to private schools.
-Girls lifestyles consist of big SUVs that daddy bought us, which we drive recklessly, while drunk and stoned, blaring obsene rap songs on the way to our never ending parties
-Boys are the epitome of Ralph Lauren, own all ruit tables, dabble in cocaine, and slut their way through high school
-Girls lifestyles consist of big SUVs that daddy bought us, which we drive recklessly, while drunk and stoned, blaring obsene rap songs on the way to our never ending parties
-Boys are the epitome of Ralph Lauren, own all ruit tables, dabble in cocaine, and slut their way through high school
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by curryhead November 30, 2010
Get the emily thomson mug.Also known as Weirdo University, Towson is located in one of the most crime ridden areas of the state. Only at Towson will you get alerts sent to your phone of someone getting held up at knife/gunpoint in a library or parking garage, or that a man was found be*ting off while following a woman to her car.
At Towson, the 80% of students are in a frat or sorority, which means you WILL NOT make any friends unless you join one. Unless you fall within the other 20% - 10% Commuter and 10% Montgomery County snob. The students from Montgomery County, or "MoCo" as they call it, think they're the hottest shit since sliced bread. They all know each other from high school, they're actually not attractive at all, and lucky for you, they don't want to be your friend. In fact, no one does!
Oh, I almost forgot to mention the phenomenal job the college does for handing out parking tickets like candy on Halloween, and the AMAZING professors at Towson, who will literally do whatever it takes for you to FAIL their course.
Overall, Towson can be summarized as a school full of losers who mostly all know each other and just want to party because, well, that's all there is to do in Maryland. With crime alerts on a daily basis, professors who will fail you with a smile on their face, and the most unappealing, snobby students ever, if you decide to go Towson, you will surely regret it.
At Towson, the 80% of students are in a frat or sorority, which means you WILL NOT make any friends unless you join one. Unless you fall within the other 20% - 10% Commuter and 10% Montgomery County snob. The students from Montgomery County, or "MoCo" as they call it, think they're the hottest shit since sliced bread. They all know each other from high school, they're actually not attractive at all, and lucky for you, they don't want to be your friend. In fact, no one does!
Oh, I almost forgot to mention the phenomenal job the college does for handing out parking tickets like candy on Halloween, and the AMAZING professors at Towson, who will literally do whatever it takes for you to FAIL their course.
Overall, Towson can be summarized as a school full of losers who mostly all know each other and just want to party because, well, that's all there is to do in Maryland. With crime alerts on a daily basis, professors who will fail you with a smile on their face, and the most unappealing, snobby students ever, if you decide to go Towson, you will surely regret it.
"Hey bro where did you end up going out in Towson last night?"
"I went uptown again...man, what a weird, sh*tty night...I can't wait to go back home to New York. Why did we come here again?"
"I was wondering the same thing man. I need to go back home to Jersey and get away from these friggin annoying people as soon as possible!"
"I went uptown again...man, what a weird, sh*tty night...I can't wait to go back home to New York. Why did we come here again?"
"I was wondering the same thing man. I need to go back home to Jersey and get away from these friggin annoying people as soon as possible!"
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