Toffee Crisp

An affectionate term referring to a woman’s crisp , round behind

Jeez, look at that Toffee Crisp man

by Salt Potato squad December 30, 2020

Toffee Finger

When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.

"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"

by Wayne The 1st March 26, 2016

Useless toffee

A group of short men who resemble aquatic water mammals or are known to have extra large faces.

I would never date Phil have you seen the size of his face - he's such a useless toffee

by jibblesjabbers March 24, 2011

Toffee cream

The sexual act in which a man crouches above a woman’s breast, and ejaculates on her breast while she sprays his balls with breast milk.

Me and the wife were going to town last night. We even finished with toffee cream

by Kumo1 June 23, 2022

You just burnt the/da toffee

You just messed up

Dawm this chick is O.Ding on you. I think "you just burnt the/da toffee" mate.

by Wellned September 23, 2012

Toffee Man

Opposite if Sweetie Man I the sense that rather than luring underage children, this man lures older population of people, typically over the age of 65. Elderly people love toffee hence why it’s used a lure.

That guy over there is a toffee man!

How do you know ??

Seen him outside the cafe home handing out Werthers Originals.

by Marl Milber September 14, 2023

toffee banana

A code used often in the gay scene. When a man asks for a toffee banana he is requesting to receive anal sex without lubricant form multiple men.

“Can I get that toffee banana off you guys”

by RoadmanWhite December 19, 2017