by Cory Lendon October 2, 2008
Get the Suck Today's Dick mug.Todayism a political/religious ideology started in 2002 is a culmination of conservatism, Socialism, Realism, and Liberal Practices. Todayism is conservative on its belief for hard crimes and punishments for individuals who break the law. It is Socialist by wanting to alleviate the disparities between the rich and the poor, and attempt to distribute the wealth amongst all socioeconomic classes. Not necessarily having the rich carrying the poor, but taxes depending on income made within a household increasing as individuals make more money, and tax credits for individuals who are poor, or are able to raise themselves out of poverty and off government aid. Todayist support the realist thought of individuals being in competition with each other and will only work with others if it means there own gain or survival. Todayism is liberal when it comes to new social trends i.e. (Gay, abortions) allowing them to take place and have equal rights as there counterparts. Furthermore, economically Todayism is liberal, wanting the market to flourish on its own and be free, but will impede on transactions that will affect the system in the end.
Religiously Todayism does not have a set path of beliefs or rituals that are said to be the only way to salvation. for a Todayist living everyday as it is your last, by which living with no regrets only engaging in something that would benefit you, will ultimately reward you in the afterlife if there is one, or to a better form is we do reincarnate. otherwise, shit happens, and you will have nothing to regret because you lived with no regrets from not partaking in things that you would regret.
Todayism is not like Atheism because although we do not think that there is a god because shit happens, we are accepting that there could be one, but there are no guidelines or protocols that must be followed or attained to reach him or her or it.
Anyone could be a Todayist if there accept these principles if you would even call them that, but not force them on other people as certain belief systems attempt to do.
Religiously Todayism does not have a set path of beliefs or rituals that are said to be the only way to salvation. for a Todayist living everyday as it is your last, by which living with no regrets only engaging in something that would benefit you, will ultimately reward you in the afterlife if there is one, or to a better form is we do reincarnate. otherwise, shit happens, and you will have nothing to regret because you lived with no regrets from not partaking in things that you would regret.
Todayism is not like Atheism because although we do not think that there is a god because shit happens, we are accepting that there could be one, but there are no guidelines or protocols that must be followed or attained to reach him or her or it.
Anyone could be a Todayist if there accept these principles if you would even call them that, but not force them on other people as certain belief systems attempt to do.
by Da_Gr8_One_JM July 8, 2009
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An uncomplicated question to get people to talk.
It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?
It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.
It was first used by Marine in the summer of 2003 when he joined one of the elite guilds on Ragnarok Online. The people in the guild did not talk often, and being as talkative as he was, Marine broke the ice by asking everyone a simple question: What did you eat today?
It is a question that is easy to answer and concerns a topic that everyone can relate to (food); the perfect icebreaker.
In the summer of 2004:
Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o
Esperine: What did you eat today?
Alynia: I had pizza! o_o
Persona: Chicken D:
Verdande: Mmm.. noodles ;o
by Marine October 7, 2004
Get the What did you eat today? mug.Phrase used by people who do not desire to hang out for the day. Often used to avoid offending someone when they already have plans, do not want to hang out with the asker, or really just want to stay home. Often followed by three periods (..) to show false/real remorse.
Friend 1: Hey, wanna go see Yogi Bear?
Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...
Friend 2 (to himself): That idea sounds hella stupid
Frined 2: No thanks, I'm staying home today...
by Vahney_981 December 30, 2010
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by Gumbald October 19, 2017
Get the Today's music mug.the substance that accumulates between your toes after a long day of having sweaty feet. Mixture of toe sweat and sock fuzz.
there really is no example for toejam. If you have expirenced it before you know what i am talking about. And most people have.
by Brenda Joyce March 28, 2010
Get the toejam mug.Why? Simply because this is a euphemism for asking for a freebie, a handout or a loan that you never intend to pay. First made famous by the bloated nitwit 'Wimpy', a waddling loser with an eating disorder in Popeye comics, it is a metaphor for the financial irresponsibility that is epidemic in American society today.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
You have undoubtedly seen these 'Check Cashing' businesses that have a habit of springing up in the declining parts of town. Well, what these leeches do is give the gullible and irresponsible dregs of our society ADVANCES on their next paycheck, at exorbitant interest rates, skirting the usury laws. Once they get their claws into you, you are doomed. Idiots do this sort of thing in order to support their lotto or cigarette habit.
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday, for a hamburer today", simply put is spending money before you have it. -or- simply mooching.
The United States Federal Government churns out millions of dollars of military, welfare and other 'hamburgers' that it does not intend to pay for until next Tuesday. In other words, by your grandchildren.
by Cosmicstargoat January 28, 2007
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