Toby

A British slang word to describe someone who is an absolute pillock. This person typically says stupid things, contradicts them selves regularly and has no logical explanation for decisions they have made. This term was inspired by internet sensation Old man like Ron, a veteran of 8 world wars.

Andy: "Tom, why have you bought a house which is falling to pieces and costing you every penny you own? You fucking Toby!"

Dutton: "I don't know, I am King Toby"

by BigAndyB August 8, 2019

Toby

Some gay retard.

Leo: eww look at that Toby

Yasir: ye let's boost

by SeccyMama April 15, 2022

Toby

Usually very freckled. Very smart and is a great boyfriend. Very good listener and very musical.

Man #1: Hey Toby

by Awesome Maniac December 10, 2016

Toby

A Toby is a submissive pet that will be stubborn but listen to commands. He has a nice ass and is amazing in bed

"Toby has a nice ass"

by Adam Willows July 6, 2019

Toby

has anger issues

hey theres toby, the mad boi

by duumbitchh May 4, 2019

Toby

A fat useless cunt who thinks he is tall and talented.

Ew that fag is a toby

by Luctify May 22, 2019

Toby

A young man in an old mans body, stinks of shit, virgin for life, but all round top man, loves his cigs

Oi Toby lend us a fag will ya

by Dj D Big Wang November 30, 2019