go commit toaster bath

One of the worst possible things you can say to someone.

Frank: Go commit die. Jeff: Go commit toaster bath. *Frank dies*

by autisticgenderturtle October 5, 2018

Chode Toad

A penis that is wider than it is long. It also contains warts.

Did you hear, Ranger Markel has a fucking chode toad.

by blam98 January 16, 2014

Untoasted Toast

Untoasted toast is toast that has been untoasted to toast but is untoasted toast. GET TOASTED

Me: Can i have some untoasted toast

Friend: sorry bro I only got toast

by SomeDudeYouKnow July 17, 2016

oh my god the quarterback is toast

Phrase used in Die Hard for a blown up tank
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

*Boom!*
"Oh my god the Quarterback is Toahst!"

by ChrisLionheart January 7, 2005

toaster bath

A noun pertaining to an act of suicide, usually used in a sarcastic manner.

Why don't you go take a toaster bath?

by Adam Morgan February 17, 2008

Toasty Noggin

A sexual innuendo that has no definite meaning.

(as a babe walks past)

"Oh yeah, I wish she'd give me a toasty noggin."

by aaul00 May 10, 2009

Toastmasters International

A non-profit organization developing public speaking and leadership skills through practice and feedback in local clubs since 1924.

This has ABSOLUTELY nothing to do with an international legion of superheroes that control toast in any of its forms.

Girl that runs up waving a Toastmasters International pen: "Toastmasters... International. Wait for it, it'll all make sense. They're a team of superhumans that control TOAST! Isn't that AWESOME?"

You: "No. It won't. That's not what they are."

by KowwsRule April 22, 2011