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Hello sir, I like to eat face

An expression meaning to Eat Face, used by politicians, especially Republicans.
Also can be used as a Catch Phrase for Lisa Simpson of "The Simpsons" who is currently the only one on there without one.
But mostly it's a friendly greeting implying to do something digusting.
Hello, sir. How are you. I'm pretty good. How the kids? Good, huh. Oh yeah! I almost forgot to tell you. I LIKE TO EAT FACE!
by Peach January 13, 2007
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a shot to the face

When drinking Jameson whiskey with friends tell them to be like Jenna Jameson and take a shot to the face
by Steven aka Goldie March 30, 2009
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shotgun-to-the-face

Established In The Year 2006 By The Noble Sir Shev, In Order To Vanquish His Most Hated Of Foes The Lord Shmatt

A Challenge Is Set Or Gauntlet Thrown Down By A Gentleman Of Sorts To A Worthy Adversary

One Must Get Between 2 Unrelated Wikipedia Articles By Clicking Only On Internal Links And The Random Article Button In The Least Number Of Clicks Possible

It Is Highly Prohibited To Search The Latter Article Via The Search Bar
shotgun-to-the-face challenge is as follows

Shev: I Say Shmatt I Would Wager That You Sir Cannot Get From The Article Cheese To Bill Gates In 5 Clicks Or Less Throws Gauntlet Down

A Little Later...

Shmatt: By Jove, I Have Done It In 4

Shev: Curses My Plan Has Failed
by Sheva November 10, 2006
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Pi to the face

A sex position in which Pi himself appears out of thin air while you're getting it in, punches you in the face, and finishes the job the right way
"Yo I was getting it on with my girl last nite, then I took a pi to the face and she won't even answer my calls any more"
by edwardsi January 25, 2012
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take it to the face

what one must do when the situation reaches the apex of awkwardness

when you are surrounded by a) exboyfriends b) awkward fucks c)boyfriends exgirlfriends d)toolsheds e)basically any william and mary student

having to drink an entire bottle of andre by oneself to compensate for the awkwardness

so awkward that EVEN CRAT WILL SUFFICE
At an open, non-greek william and mary party, after the THIRD toolbag has tried to get you to dance with him...

"girls, this party sucks"
"take it to the face"
by Ab, Hen, Rox March 2, 2005
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Zone to the face

did you see him? he just took that zone to the face.
by Marko S March 19, 2008
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to the face

To consume something very quickly, or to consume all of something in a short amount of time. Most commonly used when referring to an alcoholic drink, or some other kind of drug. But even water can be taken to the face.
Take it to the face!

The phrase Takin' to the face can be sung to the tune of the dooby brothers song "Takin' it to the streets"
by Baba Nace September 11, 2006
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