Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

The phrase used to confirm something when you are moderately indifferent to the actions of a friend who's mental faculties are questionable.

Person 1: So Im gonna ask Grey to marry me today.
Person 2: Didn't you just meet?
Person 1: So?
Person 2: Whatever floats your boat, tickles your pickle, pops your peach

by teenag-er December 31, 2012

tickleist

1. Most ticklish.

2. Rated 10/10 for amounts of tickle present.

My friend was tickling me under the armpits the other day, and in vain, I cried: "That's not even my tickleist spot!"

by xBella November 2, 2009

back tickles

A form of sexual favor used by manipulating women on the most desperate of men. Somewhat related to a back massage, it involves light brushing of the fingernails and fingertips across the back in such a way as to not snag in the copius amounts of back hair.

She's staying at his house and she's not even sleeping with him. He thinks its great because he gets back tickles while he watches college football.

by Project Hellraiser December 4, 2011

tickleshit

a person whom is extremely annoying, but can also be extremely cute.
it is very hard to hate a tickleshit.

billybobjoe is so annoying but he is so cute.
what a tickleshit.

by tickleshits April 18, 2014

morning thickness

Nocturnal Penile Tumescence, or the uncomfortable feeling of waking up with an erection. The slang was adapted from Morning Sickness.

Hey dude, you got a mad morning thickness there. Cover yourself.

by Zandermuel February 7, 2008

mr tickles

A vagabond carnie who endlessly wanders the lands north of NYC looking for costume parties to crash. He walks to one day find the ever elusive tScAr

Everybody hide the liquor and children, mr tickles is here!!

by KIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTEN February 8, 2010

gray thickness

it is a horrid, wretched filthy entity that accumulates on the side of one's seat after the person blows their nose in their hand and wipes it on their upholstery daily. They also have a unsound assumption that boogers and snot disappear.

I will never ride in that bitch's car again after seeing that fucking gray thickness!! gag!!

Get a fucking tissue mom! All my friends see your gray thickness!

by Vagina Mae August 31, 2010