by yourmumslover6969 April 22, 2022

smallest dick ever i compared a pea to it and the pea absolutely crushed that limp dick mf
bro gets no bitches
bro gets no bitches
once upon a time in a distant land full of people with big dicks named abi there was a guy called theo with the tineist fucking dick, in fact it was so small that scientists called it a marvel
ha ha bro probably got no balls to
ha ha bro probably got no balls to
by mya's coochie February 24, 2022

a snake who chats shit behind everyones back then denies it. do not trust him he acts friendly and acts like hes rated but he isn't hes just a beg
ugh its theo
by itsonlyjks November 19, 2019

by Ash to splashy March 31, 2020

to “Theo Decker” is to be in deep denial about your gayness. This is often when somebody suffers with deep rooted internalized homophobia and compulsory heterosexuality. A “Theo Decker” might even be in love with somebody of the same sex without admitting it to themselves.
Theo Decker was a repressed homosexual in love with his best friend
“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”
“That guy’s a total Theo Decker!”
by broadwaybyler December 16, 2018

A really really really hot man that stars in Divergent as Four and is in other boring subjects such as Downtown Abby, lol. Otherwise he is hotter than the sun and I think scientists need to clone him so we can all have endless clones of theo James all for ourselves. He is also the god of everything because he does all his stunts by himself and can sing fabulously and is beautiful at it. Did I mention he's sexy too?
by Dr_river_song June 29, 2014

The hottest wolf of the whole show.
With the bad boy smirk and good looks he will steal your heart and break it in the same day! Though his good looks get him far his bad boy dimener will make everyone fall for him.
A Nightmare dressed as a daydream describes him perfectly. The past he has makes us cry but he is truly amazing and innocent. He may be a failure to the dread doctors but he will always be a success to us!
With the bad boy smirk and good looks he will steal your heart and break it in the same day! Though his good looks get him far his bad boy dimener will make everyone fall for him.
A Nightmare dressed as a daydream describes him perfectly. The past he has makes us cry but he is truly amazing and innocent. He may be a failure to the dread doctors but he will always be a success to us!
Theo-"You dont remember me do you?
It has been a while since 4th grade."
Scott-"theo!?"
Theo- "Whats the punishment for killing someone?"
Stiles- "Sitting in a car with theo Raeken for 2 hours"
It has been a while since 4th grade."
Scott-"theo!?"
Theo- "Whats the punishment for killing someone?"
Stiles- "Sitting in a car with theo Raeken for 2 hours"
by _Nightmare_Dressed_As_Daydream October 1, 2018
