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Ruler Drooler

The act of countering any statement that would be as near as breaking the rules. Scared to take a risk, and a partypooper.
John - Hey bro, the bars empty, maybe if you want, we can sneek in to get a-

James - No that would be against the rules, what if we get caught? We would go to jail, I don't want to spend my days in guantomeno! I just got accepted to med school, I have so much to live for. My parents always told me to follow the rules, and that would make me famous one day. It is forbidden for us to do anything remotely against the rules.

John - Wow, what a ruler drooler
by Getf3d August 26, 2013
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retractable ruler

Term used when Vegas Matt, EJ and the crew play Huff and Puff. They erroneously refer to a tape measure as a retractable ruler.
EJ: Shiiiit, we got the retractable ruler Dad
Vegas Matt: F*cking Sando!
W2-Jesus: Did you know the first tape measure was patented in 1829?
by CJ2024 March 5, 2024
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Ruler

A device used for measuring, but more efficient at refracting light into your classmate's eyes.
Man, Bob was being so annoying in math class. He was using the ruler to shine light in my eyes.
by Sadistic guy November 12, 2021
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Scared to stretch the ruler

It means your scared to do something because it can backfire on you: if you stretch a ruler/measuring tape you don’t want to let go of it because your scared it will backfire to fast and hit your hand.
When free diving into the pool I was scared to stretch the ruler and didn’t jump.
by Truruuus January 28, 2022
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Irish Ruler

(Noun) A precision measurement device, 12 inches in length, used as a standard in golf when providing distances from a specific point. When giving a measurement with this device, it is generally specified in the measurement.
He hit is golf ball 3 inches from the hole, measured by an Irish Ruler, or 1/4 of an Irish Ruler.
by Nadpoleus September 7, 2013
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Ruler

Long measure thing. Tend to be used to measure stuff

Its hard plastic with numbers on it
ruler is how to measure your absolute microscopic cock
also To measure your big ass forehead
by leomhm February 6, 2023
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Rulering

verb: The act of measuring one's dick, hypothetically, to prove one's worth is greater than another. Typically done by males, although females have also been known to participate.
Bro 1: Hey dude, my band I'm in just got signed up to play in a show next month, isn't that sweet?
Bro 2: I mean, are you guys even that good?
Bro 1: Yeah man, I once self booked a cross country tour.
Bro 2: Are you seriously going to start rulering right now?
by DJEagle June 25, 2018
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