When a male ejaculates on a sleeping females eyes while she is sleeping. The female is surprised when she wakes up to find her eyes are crusted shut such that she needs to raise her arms like a mummy to find her way to the bathroom.
by DoubleD629 September 21, 2019
Get the Waking Mummymug. Glamorous girls who shop and lunch their way through pregnancy, proudly displaying their little bumps like the latest designer handbag. They generally see pregnancy as an opportunity to buy a whole new wardrobe with a team of personal shoppers on hand.
Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.
Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.
Yummy mummies disguise bleary eyes with Gucci sunglasses and recommend pregnancy to female friends as a fabulous way to detox.
Of course, they are sensible, and understand motherhood means making sacrifices, like and reducing the 90mm heel on their Prada shoes to sensible 65mm.
by boybeeps May 23, 2006
Get the yummy mummymug. A perfectly preserved piece of gum that has finally been pooped out after a long process of digestion
Yesterday I was about to flush, but then had to take a picture of these two poo mummies in my toilet bowl.
by Alexnathen December 17, 2008
Get the Poo Mummiemug. After a girl poops, the guy wraps his penis in toilet paper. He then has anal sex with her. Doing this, he is in turn, wiping for her.
by benjamin jammers April 29, 2010
Get the Stillwater Mummymug. A drug mummy is someone who has consumed to many drugs that they no longer act human. They practically are dead, but still barely breathing.
by Idon’tknowhyIdothethingsIdo July 26, 2018
Get the Drug mummymug. A phrase meaning one acts grown up, could mean boring, or like a goody-two shoes. It can be used if an occasion is dull or uninteresting. A phrase mainly for children or teenagers
by Savannah Fernandes May 3, 2008
Get the mummy-daddymug. Her: Why you keep going limp?
Him: It's this damn condom you're making me where. It's too tight and it's giving me a dizzy mummy.
Him: It's this damn condom you're making me where. It's too tight and it's giving me a dizzy mummy.
by chedderman1 November 19, 2010
Get the Dizzy Mummymug.