Milkman

The walking buzzword drone. Drops “ontologically” and “objectively” in every sentence somehow makes everything sound serious. Milkman vc is hell, nothing good has ever come out of it, only noise and earrape.

“Milkman vc is active? Yeah, there’s no saving this.”

by Nichevillian November 23, 2025

milkman

The guy who takes such a huge hit of the bong that the whole chamber turns completely white with smoke. Milkman status is usually followed by heavy coughing and tearing eyes.

"Dude, look at that huge hit Ben is taking. He's the milkman."

by blushda1223 September 19, 2011

Naughty Milkman

Typically a man with a gigantic dinosaur penis that is a male escort or male striptease hired to attend a party pretending to be a milkman.

Bro I just found out Mike is a Naughty Milkman every Friday and Saturday he is sent out to strip at private parties.

by PandasPaw November 10, 2022

The milkman

A man who prefers dating/ hooking up with white women

Have you heard about jordan’s taste in women? i heard he’s The milkman

by R1cobkny March 5, 2023

Ethiopian Milkman

A sex act based on an Ethiopian practice where air is blown into a cow's anus in order to trick the cow into thinking it's pregnant, inturn increasing milk production.

Basically it's eating a girl's ass while simultaneously reaching up/round for a go on her tits.

Girl 1: you won't believe what he did to me last night!
Girl 2: OMG tell me!
Girl 1: The Ethiopian Milkman!! My tits literally pissed the bed by the time he'd finished!!

by Robbo77 May 31, 2021

The Milkman

When you and your friend nut on each others hands and rub it on your dicks.

Me and Ted did the milkman yesterday. (no homo)

by Painus Cupcake April 10, 2019