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The Big Clock

When you are working on overtime and not straight time.
Employee #1 : Man, I can't believe I got to work eight hours today.

Employee #2 : It don't bother me cause I'm on the big clock.
by Uncle Dewey December 9, 2008
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Clock the doc

The act of watching (or clocking) a documentary.
Did you clock the doc about sharks last night on BBC1?
by Dudecaker April 10, 2019
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The Grandfather Clock

When a male of over 65 years old swings his cock back and forth over a young woman's face until he cums. Which is almost always 12:00.
Hey did you hear he gave her the Grandfather Clock?
What time was it when he came?
12
by BIG 80085 March 9, 2010
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punching the cock clock

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the fetus still in utero, forcably inserts it's fist into the male's urethra.
Through x-ray you can see the fetus punching the cock clock on his own daddy.
by Eric K. August 4, 2006
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The Alarm Clock

It is when you set the alarm clock for like five minutes later than the time it is currently and then straddle the girl so your over her face and then when the alarm rings you bust a load in her face as she wakes up

"THANKS TO Fairleigh Dickinson University"
Yo bro this morning i gave my girl the alarm clock!
by M.JUSTIN.F May 2, 2008
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Punching the Knuckle Clock

When you pass up a night of fun with friends and family to sit around alone at your place with porn and masturbate over and over again. During this time you wonder periodically between sessions if you made the write choice. This will often start to seem like work, but since you already passed on the fun you might as well do a good job of punching the knuckle clock...
The whole place stank of jizz and loneliness. A tear ran softly down my cheek as i continued punching the knuckle clock..
by Thedude78 September 4, 2012
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The Grandfather Clock Jig

A Diddy, a Dance Move. Promotes Style, Character, Energy
Shut your Mouth, did Giirth just do Dat thing? Yes Siree, The Grandfather Clock Jig is his Wheelhouse Move, recognize yo!
by Bennie BoyTV June 15, 2019
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