A platter of assorted sausages given before a cuckholding session. Most commonly placed next to the cuck chair and is seen as a form of gratitude.
Hey Bobby, my wife is getting the charcuckerie board ready for tonight, she wants to try a new flavor to spice things up; it has something to do with removing the casing first.
by ForTheGlory January 12, 2019
Get the Charcuckerie Boardmug. Slap the board is the ultimate test of strength and power. The winner of this game gets to live and return home to their family while the loser is locked in Misses basement and forced to do Spanish tests for all eternity.
by kaspear February 10, 2019
Get the slap the boardmug. by thicc boi June 8, 2018
Get the Scut boardmug. by Jake March 6, 2004
Get the flat as a boardmug. A male bathing suit that resembles a pair of shorts. The main diffrence is that the inside netting has been taken away so you have to wear boxers underneath. Because of this, you can wear board shorts of long periods of time without swimming in them like shorts and they won't be uncomfertable. Board shorts were invented for surfers who would spend alot of time on the beach without getting wet so their bathing suit would ride up and hurt like a bitch. Board shorts were made and named after the surfer's board
by Andrew Jerabek August 14, 2006
Get the board shortsmug. by Michael Gannett February 22, 2006
Get the drawing boardmug. A flat piece of plastic, wood, or other non-heat conductive material that is placed on one's lap to insulate one's testicles from the heat produced by a laptop, which has been shown to reduce fertility.
by Tom Craven February 18, 2005
Get the Testicle Boardmug.