"As I slowly kissed down her back and along the tender crack of her delectable ass, I was presented with the Holy Grail of all visions - the most perfect half-walnut."
by Cwuppacwoffee April 3, 2019
Get the Half-walnutmug. by ItzMeWilton July 20, 2021
Get the Big Walnutmug. by SmokeyBoii February 7, 2019
Get the Walnut Testicalsmug. by kcuc November 23, 2016
Get the Walnut Gummug. Similar to a Wet willy. One places finger into their anus, then proceeds to swirl said finger around in an unsuspecting victims ear.
I was going to give her a wet willy, but she crossed the line. That girl definitely received an extra juicy muddy walnut.
by MuddyWalnut May 29, 2017
Get the Muddy Walnutmug. by Lizbie February 20, 2008
Get the winking walnutmug. 1. The control panel placed in the front of an automobile housing instrumentation and controls for operation of said vehicle. Made in walnut.
2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.
2. A more delightful term for an assplosion.
1. Yvonne: Why Geoffrey, you have a such lovely walnut dash. Was it expensive? It looks expensive. Can I sleep with you now?
2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.
2. Geoffrey: Yvonne, don't go near the bathroom, I've just had a walnut dash. My ass is stinging like a bitch and the stench could take down a giraffe.
by Big Phil HT January 12, 2011
Get the walnut dashmug.