Voodoo Prophet

Definition 1: Something or someone that at first, shows great promise and then turns out to be total shit.
Definition 2: Once a great Metal band from Nashville but hasn't really been shit since the second singer left. Main reason the band hasn't gone anywhere? The guitar player thinks he is gods gift to music. He is full of himself and holds the members to high standards that he himself is not subject to. They used to be a really good metal band. But they keep chasing the latest fads and have not maintained any kind of consistency with their sound or lineup since the first singer left. Such a shame and waste of many opportunities.

David Koresh was a real Voodoo Prophet. He lead many of his followers straight to their deaths.

by bobojangle September 12, 2015

beatles voodoo

a spell that works when A person who disrespects The Beatles in the worst way possible and karma attacks them after saying those words

Did you see Drake's album doing bad on the charts?,Beatles voodoo really works

by E-c-h-o July 2, 2020

Voodoo Nana

A Jamaican term used for females with tight , clean good vagina that has a guy coming back for more.

Suzann has the voodoo nana so the boy don't want to leave her alone.

by Mizthickgyal20 September 6, 2019

Voodoo Shiz

Where something is creepy, likewise in a voodoo way.

"Damn! That was some strange Voodoo Shiz bro!"

by exe.exe.exe.broken.exe.exe.exe February 1, 2019

Voodoo Chile

Someone who claims to channel Jimi Hendrix's spirit.

An artist paints an abstract picture that ends up looking like the face of Jimi Hendrix. Hence The Voodoo Chile artist was only a medium from the spiritual world to the material world.

by suburbansista October 1, 2009

Voodoo Pirate

One who has been captured by crazy ex-model hermit babes, but has escaped, thus being deemed worthy of voodoo powers given by the one and only god, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. These people are so forth known as Voodoo Pirates, and their powers are called VooDooM. These powers consist of incredible charm, sexual abilities, and good looks(a power commonly known throughout all Pirates), Weaponry with the inability to be misplaced (usually two muskets that never run out of ammunition and only need to be cocked on dramatic occasions which, at any time, can be replaced with a single shot rifle with the same rules, and not to forget, a crazy pirate saber.) , Voodoo dolls, swordsmanship skills, Ships on fire (blue fire)and flying sharks for very few special commanders, incredibe talent in weaponry, knack for theivery, and a sweet hat, dreds and/or bandana. These Voodoo Pirates are incredibly rare, meant to lead a crew of Pirates against ninjas. They only exist in people proven to be specifically chosen by the Flying Spaghetti Monster, those who have escaped the clutches of crazy hermit babes, those who have been challenged with VooDooM, and come out on top in a dishonorable and pirate-like manner, captains of Pirate Crews before reading or enlightenment of this article, and True Ninjas turned to the pirate side. There are very few that were born with these Voodoo powers, but signs do not begin to show until mid puberty. The Second Mate of a Voodoo Pirate may also gain powers up to a full-fledged Voodoo Pirate if deemed worthy to have by the great Flying Spaghetti Monster. The gaining of VooDooM will cancel out all alliances with ninjas and disable all ninja powers.

Pirate 1: OH MY GOD!!!
Pirate 2: What, you mean the great Flying Spaghetti Monster?
Pirate 1: Yeah. Anyway, that guy can use VooDooM!!! He is a Voodoo Pirate. We should meet him.
Pirate 2: Indeed.
Pirate 1:(to his 36 pirate hookers) Follow.
*All three pirates meet and begin a conquest to destroy ninjism*

by -VooDooM- August 19, 2006

dirty voodoo

An act wich involves plasing pins in ones scrodum than having anal sex with a female(or male your choice)

"Im still sore from that dirty voodoo last night"

by frenchmonkey December 9, 2008