twisty-wisty

when a girl grabs a males reproductive extremely hard, then proceeds to twist it into what feels like a dog ballon.

"yeah Rebecca gave me that twisty-wisty after I told her she was a bitch."

by Saxtton September 27, 2020

twisty twist

another way to say giving or getting head

i herd Becky gave you that good twisty twist last night

by yonnie2399 November 14, 2017

Twisty Misty

The act of jerking off whilst urinating

Man, I just hit a twisty misty in the bathroom and that shit got everywhere!

by starlordork June 15, 2021

twisty fresh

An adjective to describe something that is incredibly dank, usually used in context with memes.

'I love getting knee deep in those twisty fresh doggo memes'

by Raethememelord June 5, 2016

Sir Lord Twistie

An extremely powerful Revenant, perceived as a shadowy ethereal entity that pervades your consciousness.

She was overcome with horror at the ghastly appearance of the Revenant Sir Lord Twistie.

by Shougo March 21, 2022

old milk twisties

An even better name for nipples.

Hey Brad! I’m gonna touch your old milk twisties, so you better watch out!

by 5exyg1raff3 March 30, 2019

720 whale twisty

When your fucking a fat girl cowgirl style and she jumps up and grabs the ceiling fan and she rotates around the ceiling fan 2 full times falls off and plops on your dick

Person1: That fat ass bitch Jenny levitated off my dick and grabbed my steel reinforced ceiling fan and plopped back down on my dick
Person2: yea dude that’s called a 720 whale twisty, she did that to me last week. Now my entire lap looks like a hippo gave me a hickey.

Person3: *takes a sip of his monster energy* yea dude same

Person1: step the fuck up Kyle that’s my donkey

by Slumpyaj March 8, 2019