A less-severe-than-typical court-ordered penalty which requires you to care for one or more cats for a specified period of time.
Being given a commewted sentence could indeed be a more-palatable alternative to serving time in da slammer, but if da fur-balls dat you were being required to baby-sit were cranky and/or gluttonous "Garfields", having to deal wif all of dat could be so distressing and traumatic an experience dat you might actually prefer a stint in jail!
by QuacksO December 14, 2022
<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals whom are addicted to Processing THe Sentence "Are YOu Sure you Are GOing TO Need SOmething As An Individual'" Are Annoying To Any Individual, Cognitive Or Otherwise Not Cognitive<.7.9.7.6>
<.7.9.7.6.>Individuals whom are addicted to Processing THe Sentence "Are YOu Sure you Are GOing TO Need SOmething As An Individual'" Are Annoying To Any Individual, Cognitive Or Otherwise Not Cognitive<.7.9.7.6>
by AnudaJaniceRobles May 26, 2025
A man dreads saying this sentence: I do. Wondering if he’s marrying the right woman the only place he says this. If she will always be the best wife or get tired or get bad after some kids. Leave him for a rich man or a Better looking man. If she’s cheating or not and so much more.
I do is the longest sentence known to man said at the end of the wedding ceremony by each bride and groom to start the life long commitment and end with a kiss to finish the ceremony.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 13, 2022
by Hercolena Oliver May 02, 2010
gang gang gang shi u feel me flu flammin shi u feel me ebk shi u know what im sayin penis gang on top u feel me mf
person 1: "yo u know what block u in?"
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 2: *dies*
person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang **revised example sentence**
person 2: "nah"
person 1: "penis gang run dis block mf" *pulls out a strap* "im finna put u inna pack"
person 2: "oh shi" *starts runnin like a pussyboy*
person 2: "cmere shit ahh ngga!!" *starts emptying out clips on dat bih*
person 2: *dies*
person 1: "yee thas right u been served ngga" *does the race*
penis gang **revised example sentence**
by verty da ruler November 18, 2023
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Person 343: "To me, it is customary to think of the following sentence: "you are interrupting me" when wanting to engage in an activity with a female when the notion of a pick up artist: "always be closing."
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 07, 2025