Tomatoe plant

Is code word for marijuana.

Hey Chad. Can you grab those tomatoe plants you brought. I got a buyer.

by El Ray Sundrop August 3, 2018

Mr Plant

The worlds worst teacher ever. It is impossible to get along with the plant. An absolute god damn retard.

AHHHHH. GUYS RUN! ITS MR PLANT! HES COMING FOR YOU IN YOUR SLEEP!

by JAMMMMMMMA October 26, 2022

spooge plant

Unknown plant that smells of spooge when cut. Primarily found in Toccoa, Georgia and the surrounding areas.

Oh look, they just cut that field... Ughh, and it must have been a spooge plant crop!

by DuT July 31, 2004

Head Plant

A combination of head butt and face plant.

"The cat just head planted the door"

by UrGeef July 17, 2018

Robert Planted

The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.

EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.

by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014

Plant babies

When you're lonely and think that plants are better than cats

"Hey, don't touch my plant babies!"

by Shortyish January 5, 2021

Jackass Plant

The guy/gal in the class who always asks the stupidest questions, and is there for the sole purpose of making the other students feel smarter and keep them from dropping.

My buddy is thinking of starting a blog with all the quotes from the jackass plant in his Accounting 101 class: “Can you just estimate physical inventory? Working in a warehouse straight out of high school with no air conditioning sucks!”

by Christonovich July 14, 2011