Haunted Past

When a male (or female) has experienced a traumatic event in his or her past, usually fabricated to woo the opposite sex and gain sympathy points. The haunted past may be as crazy as one might imagine, yet believable enough to set an impression.

Guy 1: Guess who's a broken man?
Guy 1 and Guy 2: Haunted Past!
Guy 2: Bingo.

by the wedding crasher April 11, 2011

paste muncher

A mentally challenged (often blonde) child, who despite his Dad’s wishes, uses WAY too much toothpaste.

“Dang it Mom, Holden is being a freakin’ paste muncher again.”

by YoBigC October 20, 2019

Taco pasting

Just like mushroom stamp, but with a girl instead.

Brittany is taco pasting my car.

by J nimetoadz March 18, 2019

fat past

abreviation of pasty. often used to insult a person thts been on the ginsters for quite a while.
calling them a fat bugger in other words

o, look at daz hes such a fat past.

by azzer July 1, 2005

head paste

A technique used in faking where by a the head of one person is photoshoped onto another, usually naked, body.

Thats a great head paste, it looks real!

by NetFreak May 28, 2006

Past Minute

Just after the deadline. Usually close enough for "one last" edit, change, addition etc.

Boss "Did you send those files"
Peon1 "Yes, the deadline was 5 minutes ago..."
Boss "Well, pull those back, there's one quick change"
....
Peon1 to Peon2 "Can you hold that, I've got a past minute change to make."

by chadatha January 3, 2011

past present

A present that you got last year. A gift that you keep getting over and over again.

That is a past present. Not another past present, can't you think of something new?

by lankylegs November 13, 2013