Beasting and Feasting

The act of ruthlessly beating the shit out of a woman and then eating her out

Whats up Jackie? Where you been?

Sorry I'm late, I was beasting and feasting with this girl.

by josnif May 28, 2022

Igo-feast

A meal beyond your wildest dreams: full of meat, gravy, potatoes, cheese, dough, and sugar. One that'll feed a 1,000 men upon return from battle and keep thy bodies nourished for 1,000 plus days.

(A.) Wanna come ova fer an igo-feast this Thanksgiving? If so, you better wear a pants size, or two, larger.

(B.) I'll put a ring on that there gal's finger only if she know how to prepare a proper igo-feast... even if I'm not that hungry.

by SunshineLW February 14, 2012

feast or famine

a song by the legendary Team Starkid, in which we get to see Jamie's character, Sherman Young, sing "iTs mY liTtLe bOoOYFrIeND" in a hilarious warbly voice. it is a song where grown adults fight over a sentient evil doll.

based on a real conversation.

me to my friend: "have you seen Feast or Famine from Black Friday?"
friend: *nods*
Both of us: *burst into song* YOU NEVER SHOULD SETTLE FOR A LIFETIME THAT IS HANDED TO YOU-

by kittythestarshipranger September 13, 2020

yeast feast

when one gives oral sex to a women when she has a yeast infection.

Ew, did you guys hear that Sam gave Nancy a yeast feast?

by pinkpancacke December 27, 2013

thanksgiving feast

when a girl licks a guy's penis while it is covered in left-over turkey stuffing until he jizzes. The guy then rubs the mixture from his penis onto the girl's boobs and licks it off. If the girl's boobs are colossal enough he sticks her nipple into her mouth and she sucks it off with him. The guy could also stick his penis on her boobs so she will lick/suck off the stuffing from the penis and her own boobs. This can be done with other thanksgiving feast left-overs, but the most popular is stuffing.

Dude, me and this chick from the thanksgiving party did a thanksgiving feast in her mom's kitchen, and i think she actually liked the taste! The suction didn't stop for like 10 minutes strait!

by Alattie December 17, 2006

Fancy Feast

Taking a dump into a crystal bowl then forcing feeding it to your sexual partner

My girlfriend ate a big bowl of my "Fancy Feast" last night

by Deuce Deucer September 12, 2010

The Ethiopean Feast

Essentially a cum shot to the mouth(more protein than an ethiopean will ever eat for Thanksgiving)

I cant believe Amy swallowed, she must love the ethiopean feast.

by MasterBlasterFaster June 5, 2009