maxwell crawford

a dumb chad like creature that avoids everybody

if you find a maxwell crawford approch with caution

by cancerbaby1 October 22, 2019

elijah crawford

very tall person
scorpio
chad chad
yummy/yummers
banana
makes weird noises

elijah crawford says yummers

by superswaggyperson July 26, 2021

Natalie Crawford

She is like your best wet dream and your worst nightmare at the same time. likely to give you a boner immediately. Enigmatic as fuck. I know she’s there when she looks me in the eye but I can’t get full access to her. She is a Grace Kelly with a fun side. For this reason she’s a coveted female. Like all women, she likes diamonds and skinny dipping. Her heart only deals in real love, not teenager twatsicle shit, and she uses humor and humility to cope with the consequences of interacting with sensitive idiot males who have never pursued anything in their lives and who can’t emotionally connect. She’ll call you out on your glaring hypocrisy immediately and you’ll be so pissed because she’s right and it’s infuriating. She’s highly intelligent…. intelligent enough to not show you that she’s smarter than you sometimes :) intelligent enough to act immaturely sometimes. if you’re truly loved by Natalie it will be unforgettable in the best way

Guy 1 Why does Natalie Crawford make me cum so hard?

Guy 2 Because you fall in love with Natalie Crawford..

by yourwelcomez November 24, 2021

Crawford moment

When a man with a potato-shaped torso clasps rejection in a abstract briefcase

Did you hear about Cliff?
No, what happened?
He had a Crawford moment 🫡🫡🫡

by CrawfordMoment April 26, 2022

crawford

a group of retardeds also referred to as a ''cannon fodder brigade'' made out of useless people who dont know how to fight

that idiot is in crawford he didnt even shoot when he saw me

by blackstone mercenaries August 19, 2017

DIRTY CRAWFORD

When you make your best friends circle jerk onto a meatlovers pizza so you can eat it naked on the toilet

Boss called, he wants a Dirty Crawford again

by LiLi and the PPs April 7, 2023

ian crawford

Incredible guitarist that has been the former touring guitarist of one of my four favorite bands, Panic! At The Disco. He is super, super attractive and he's very funny. He can also sing like an angel, god I would do anything for him.

Friend: Hey, do you know any good guitarists?
Me: Yeah a lot, one of them is Ian Crawford. Check him out!
Friend: Oh my god, he's good!

by FALLOUTBOYTRASH December 17, 2017