Covid-19 Pounds

The extra weight put on your fat, couch riding ass during the Covid-19 lockdown because you got no job and you got no sex so you just eat.

When this is done, I am going to have to get back to the gym and loose these Covid-19 pounds.

My girls broke curfew and snuck over last night for a dick appointment. I felt a lot more cushion than usual. She gots the Covid-19 pounds.

by Dick Onchin April 16, 2020

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COVID-19 vaccine

The depopulation weapon that will kill everyone

I got my COVID-19 vaccine, did you get yours?

Nah, you just signed your death warrant. The time is ticking, enjoy it while you still can libtard.

by fencetape February 11, 2022

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covid-19

stupid dumb idiotic ugly hairy poopy virus that ruined life

PERSON 1: Hey have you heard about that stupid dumb idiotic ugly hairy poopy virus?
PERSON 2: Oh yeah you mean covid-19
PERSON 3 THAT WASN'T INVITED TO THE CONVERSATION: Oh yeah that thing sucks
PERSON 1 AND 2: GET TF OUT JEFF

by honkalooger June 11, 2020

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Covid-19

A spreadable disease that does not allow you to panic buy toilet paper

Guy1: did you hear about that global pandemic, Covid-19?
Guy2: yes it’s all over the fucking news, what the hell did you think? That I’ve been under a rock these past couple of months? My question is, did you just find out?
Guy1: I-I was only trying to hel-
Guy2: No-no we’ve been stuck in our houses for god knows how long and you’re asking me if I heard about it? Dumbass.

by Cal kestice April 18, 2020

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