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Rod the Beach Bum

A homeless man somewhere between the age of 30 and 45 who lives on Clearwater Beach,FL,drinks natural ice, and has sun poisioning all over his back and chest.Claims to own Island Esates,that his grandfather owns the Oklahoma Sooners(and recieves 50 tickets to every game and is flown in by helicopter),and that he is recently divorced(bitch took 5 million dollars!!).Sometimes buys you beer if he thinks you're a "cool cat".Tells you if you ever get lost find him in between the pier and life gaurd stand, "x marks the spot".
How we gunna get beer man?
I know lets find Rod the Beach Bum.
by Jeremy E January 17, 2008
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The Beach club

Best private beach club in Santa Monica where the members are rich, classy, and beautiful. You will find some of the hottest guys,girls,women,and men there. People who could not afford or get into the beach club head down to the Jonathan Club.
"See that hot girl? she is a member of The Beach Club ... God I wish I were her."
by Kate012345 November 1, 2007
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Sex on the beach

Mr Harrison (pr Tau as he's known to the rest of us).
by Savvy May 20, 2004
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cold frosty on the beach

A variation of a blowjob on the rocks, the act of sucking on a man's testicles while simultaneously holding ice cubes in the mouth.
by junkstuff July 25, 2011
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the only pebble on the beach

to not be the only person who is important in a situation or in a group
Laura always expects to get her own way. It's time she learned that she's not the only pebble on the beach.
by Motanul13 December 29, 2015
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rape on the beach

what happens when you find a female thats willing to do shots of 190 proof liquir,or a lot of shots of anything, while at a beach party. can be done by one person or many but, she (or he) must be totaly unconciious for a great rape on the beach.
hey billy that chick is going crazy with her drinks, looks like theres going to be a rape on the beach tonight.
by jts 1977 July 24, 2006
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The beach

To be in a severe drunken state, near black-out, and to think you are chillin' on the beach
hey adam what the heck are you doing?
Chillin' on the beach
by the sterd May 20, 2011
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