barber the door

Done in an office setting where one takes their desk (specifically one that has a hutch attached to it), bookcase, other office furniture and places it in front of the office door so that they can't be seen from the hallway without entering ones office.

Dan: Hey did you see what Mike did in his office? I'm going to barber the door in mine as well so I can take naps and no one will know.

by vbjas October 3, 2007

Barber madness

When you invite friends to comfort you when your letting your mom cut your hair. And then sit alone in your bathroom getting a hair cut while one of your friends write a urban dictionary about the situation. The other friends come and go to the bath room but mostly vibes WITHOUT you in the living room.

POV: The key to a good urban dictionary is bad grammar.

My name is Massmord and i like Barber madness

by Filo da puta March 20, 2021

deandre barber

a guy you think you like until he starts making weird noises. he also complains too much, for my taste

I have a crush on DeAndre barber; wait no I don't

by kanismith889 January 13, 2020

isabelle barber

amazing human being

lovable

caring
1000/10

an amazing friend

isabelle barber is amazing

by www.tiktok.com June 24, 2020

Ghost Barber

A barber that screws up your hairline terribly, that you deny anyone cut your hair.

Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear

by Esskeetit4life March 19, 2019

Nude barber

It's your favorite male entertainer exclusive from Chicago all I do is chase the bag I strip and I am also a barber hit me up if you need any of my services (nude barber)

Yo look at the nude barber

by Sol omnia regit March 14, 2022

Ass Barber

Someone who cuts or shaves ass hair for a living.

Shut up Byron. You're such an ass barber.

by Brent Jarvis November 8, 2008