Axis of Evil

see NYSE

by TBH September 2, 2003

The positive z-axis.

The correct answer to the question "What's up?"

In 3-dimensional Cartesian terms, the x-axis is east and west, the y-axis is north and south, and the z-axis is up and down. So the positive z-axis is what's up.

Guy 1: "What's up, man?"
Guy 2: "The positive z-axis."
Guy 1: *rolls eyes*

by MarshoT December 1, 2009

cereb-jabron axis

The axis of cerebral and jabroni. Goes from jabron to cereb.

Bro, did you see what a jabroni that guy was?? He's lower than you you on the cereb-jabron axis!

by cereb April 14, 2019

x-axis tango

another term for sex

Last night I met this girl and we did the x-axis tango.

by Projectendgame May 9, 2011

Axis of Literary Evil

Grouping of authors regarded as dark and depraved and explicitly or implicitly worthy of a painful execution because they refused to write books as clean and wholesome as the Bible or Koran. Well, that's what the True Believers would have us think, anyway. At last count included Salman Rushdie, Jo Rowling and Philip Pullman. May be abbreviated to ALE, or AxLE.

Like any true servant of democracy, I find time to support the Axis of Literary Evil whenever I can.

by Fearman January 25, 2008

X-axis box

Unlike a standard box (pussy) which lies on the Y-axis plane (vertically) the X-axis box appears normal from the outside but is rotade 90 degress on the inside.

Dude, that chick had an X-axis box! It freaked me out!

by dinomite October 29, 2003

Axie Dugan

See also Gold-Chain-y Dugan, everyone-liked-him-because-he-was-Britishy-Dugan, Grinding-to-Country-Musicy-Dugan, and Shamey-Dugan.

Axie Dugan was an ex-boyfriend of mine who wore too much axe. We went out for three days and never kissed because he was gross and weird. We broke up through letters because he had the maturity level of a 5th grader. Then again, he was a freshman.

Axie Dugan (in letter form): I think our three-day relationship isn't going too good.

Me: AACCKKK! Your axe is choking me through this letter, Axie Dugan!

by Definition Dugan September 5, 2004