neating off

When you have one hand masturbating and the other with a thumb in your butt (when you have diarrhea, as to stimulate it) and you are trying to time it right to where you shit yourself and cum at the same time.

Guy 1: Remember that one time at Ted Grogers house party when i had diarrhea.

Guy 2: Yea what about it?

Guy 1: i was neating off in his bathroom; there was shit and cum everywhere!

Guy 2: sweet!!! i neated off on my girlfriend two nights ago.

Guy 1: not cool dude, not cool.

by hutch n' sand October 11, 2009

Neat

Neat is the slowest.

Neat = slow

by Neat = slow June 5, 2020

Un neat

When a certain item is not neat

My husband is un neat compared to my mother in law

by Traveza April 5, 2025

cool-neat-same

a convo starter between two people who hardly know how to talk and never get anywhere by talking anyways.

hey! cool-neat-same.... yea.

by drill.i.dam. March 21, 2009

Neat Inc

Neat Inc is many things it is 1leonowicjus and it is a company made by 1leonowicjus

Neat Inc is a rich sandbox gaming company only allowing pros

Neat inc is Hosting a giveaway

by 1leonowicjus YT November 25, 2020

Neat

Used for when you don't care about something just said. Another way of telling someone to fuck off

"I just beat my highscore!"
"Neat."

by who tf do you think? June 3, 2021

neat ‘n’ sweet

How you wanna make everything prior to The Inspector coming by to look at your place.

I try to always keep things reasonably clean and tidy around my apartment in any case, but this also lessens the burden of making everything "neat ‘n’ sweet" for da monthly quarters-inspection.

by QuacksO September 10, 2018