Chestnut Log

A douchebag's hard turd. Chestnut - a term used in lieu of "douchebag". Log - term used for very hard, large turds often due to constipation.

Chestnut Logs are often seen where Bears have once roamed.

by anonymous July 26, 2023

Chestnut

When a guy cums on a girls tits or the chest area

“What did you and Jason do last night?”
“We got real wild he gave me a chestnut”

by Krypt1c 😪 February 26, 2021

Horse Chestnut

The act of ejaculating on someones chest, while they "neigh" like a horse.

"Yo Broseph, What did you do with that girl last night?"
"I gave her a Horse Chestnut bruh!"

by Jonackentha April 7, 2014

Chestnut

(To give a) Chestnut: The act of busting a nut on a woman's chest.

Man 1: Dude, did Sharon actually blow you yesterday?
Man 2: Yeah, but she didn't feel like swallowing, so I gave her a chestnut instead.
Man 1: NICE.

by Grandson of the Grinch November 21, 2018

nig chestnut

a very handsome and sexy man with a large shlong

"have you seen nig chestnuts massive penis?"

"yeah he put it in my bum"

by thereallG11112 July 29, 2023

Ina Chestnut

A wonderful, anxiety-riddled, too pretty to be described, Gilbert-loving, good kisser, and perfect girl with wonderful uneven nostrils. She is dorky at times, but can also take your breath away wether you like it or not more easily than she realizes. She is the nicest person around, but her anxiety make her self conscious. It's your job to fix it by holding her till she's smiling and blissful. Falling asleep on her is easier than it should be and you can stay on the phone with her for 12 hours easy. Her siblings are assholes, but she somehow survived. I love her with all my heart and i'm so happy she's here with me. Bisexual icon with those finger guns and cuffed jeans. Her smile is the best part of my day, and should be everyone else's. oddly kinky for an innocent ace, but you love it. Is the O.G. meme lord. the only thing you would want to change about her is her last name.

Ina Chestnut said hi

by Gayboi66606 April 22, 2019

Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.

Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!

by Loriethalion October 19, 2019