SURPRISE COCKFAGS

Something totally unexpected, and/or shocking; Something nobody saw coming. Also a cry one emits when bringing doom and/or shock upon thier unsuspecting victims.

A perfect example of a SURPRISE COCKFAGS moment:

*Solid Snake appears in Super Smash Bros Brawl trailer*
Public: WTF?
Nintendo: SURPRISE COCKFAGS!

by Dead_Decoy November 05, 2006

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Anal Surprise

When you fake your girlfriend into saying you're going to stick it in her pussy, but stick it in her asshole instead.

Kunal's girlfriend was expecting him to stick his rod in her pussy, but he stuck it in her ass while yelling "ANAL SURPRISE!"

by djphotik May 31, 2006

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backdoor surprise

v./n. inf(!) to unexpectedly penetrate someone's anus; often, of a heterosexual couple engaged in doggy style intercourse, when the male withdraws from the vagina, and hilariously re-inserts into the anus without prior warning.

NOT to be confused with the equally amusing Cadbury Surprise.

Betty: ... but then, as I... as I was about to... come, for some reason he pulled out... and then... *breaks down sobbing* he.. he put it... oh god! *sobs uncontrolably*
Psychiatrist 1: He gave you a BACKDOOR SURPRISE!? What a guy!!!
*hi-fives Psychiatrist 2*
Psychiatrist 2: Man, that is awesome!

by Terry Deary February 24, 2006

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penis surprise

It's the name of a dish served in movie theatres by tearing a hole in the bottom of a popcorn bucket, inserting your penis, and then offering some popcorn to your date sitting next to you.
Be warned, side effects include a dried up, salty cock, but if you play your cards right, lips will remedy this.

"Would you like some popcorn, Kathrine?... *Penis Surprise!*"

by Jon, Kev and Sean September 02, 2006

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