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Texter's thumb

When you develop a small to large callus on the tips of your thumbs from excessive texting. Or when you develop "pads" or flattened harder areas on the tips of your thumbs.
"Dude, I think i've got texter's thumb, just look at this callus."

or

"Wow, that is some impressive texter's thumb."
"I know, I think i text too much."
by JaxinsWords January 7, 2010
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texterous

A person that is particularly DEXTEROUS at sending TEXT messages, preferably using only one, or at most two, thumbs. These people can send out messages at seemingly unbelievable speeds, amazing those around them with their deftness.
Chad was texterously churning out the messages - his thumbs were just a blur over his phone.
by Nick November 16, 2003
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Textie Text

A text mistakenly and regrettably sent of which the sender is highly embarrassed. First sent by Ted Mosby to "Holly"
Oh shit. I just textie texted my boss with "I love you pookie pie"
by SurveyJake April 27, 2009
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textertain

1. a text message or series of text messages employed to hold the attention of pleasantly or agreeably

2. to divert or amuse an individual otherwise unable to do so oneself via text message

3. a cellular distraction from an otherwise mundane activity
Ashley: Chris can you please send me a riddle? I am losing my sh*t at work.

Christopher: Not a problem, I'll textertain while you are at work.
by Jenna Tolls October 11, 2010
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textiety

Anxiety felt when one suspects they may have sent an inappropriate text message to the wrong person.
He was overwhelmed with textiety when he realized he may have texted "Do you have any weed?" to Dave his boss instead of Dave his friend.
by giggles26 July 10, 2012
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Drunk Texter

A person who is notorious for texting while intoxicated. The term was made famous by Ivana Murleau's eBook "The Best Of Drunk Texter"
Michael, he's a drunk texter. Don't give him your number.
by AnitaTT December 6, 2011
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texterbation

I like texterbation with you baby
by diana gibson July 19, 2004
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