Testosteroneus

(Adjective) /teˈstästə rōnēəs/
Tes·tos·ter·on·e·us

One who displays characteristics which would be commonly found amongst persons whom contain much testosterone.
May also be used to define individuals who do not necessarily posses excessive amounts of testosterone, but merely display characteristics of masculinity, or any of the listed synonyms.

Synonyms: beefcake, bold, brave, masculine, robust, confident, daring, fearless, undaunted.

He flew down from his home planet of Aquanefius, lassoed the Earth and pulled it away from the malignant asteroid. He was so testosteroneus. All of the Aquanefeites greeted his heroic return.

The testosteroneus woman lifted the ocean and poured in onto the forest fire before it destroyed the town.

by craigforsure March 26, 2013

testosterhole

a male who grunts publicly and excessively during a workout.

The testosterhole was flogged to death with a spool of spandex by the aerobics class who could not hear their music.

by JamesMystique December 17, 2011

Testostermonster

A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that they exert a nearly insurmountable influence upon their behavior, essentially rendering their emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissitic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous Testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Ming, Tywin Lannister, Sauron, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Terrell Owens, Dick Cheney, Ayn Rand (she was actually a man, she just didn't know it), Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Beethoven, Rush Limbaugh, Hitler, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

by markolai June 21, 2011

Testosterphone

(Verb). To make a quick and to-the-point phone call that lasts under 30 seconds.

"Let me testosterphone James, it will only take a minute!"

by Jack Davison May 13, 2007

testosterstoned

A derisive word to describe an otherwise normale male (or possibly female) whose life is preoccupied by the hormone "testosterone". Most often a young person. Usually aggressive, egotistical, and though not necessarily unintelligent, certainly simple minded.
Hence: testosterstoned, A la "stoned."

Akin to "jock", closer to "musclehead"

You are an older guy and you happen to run into an old high school girlfriend that you never treated well. You were a naturally talented athlete and so you blame it on the hormones:

You: "Julie, I'm sorry I was always such a dick to you in high school. You know I didn't mean some of those things. Hell, I was testosterstoned from sophomore year until half way through college."

by William S. Nelson July 5, 2008

Festosterone

A totally non-gay gathering of 7 or more males, in which there is much consumption of brewskies and much playing of the Halo 3. You might also see a guy flick on.

Cameron: dude you going to the festosterone tonight
Rick: i wouldn't miss it to miss it for sex.

by BadManClan April 16, 2009

testostermonster

(tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) - A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one's emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Sauron, Charles Manson, Darth Vader, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Voldemort, Terrell Owens, Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Hitler, Ming, Tywin Lannister, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

by markolai June 29, 2011